door hits ass

if there was any doubt in my brain that I was making a bad decision about moving back to Alaska, the various events of today handily rendered such concerns void.
what a terribly written sentence.
the world provides.

-ice outside the paramount theater. it's like an eyeless screaming drooling face.
-a goddamn slug.
-my good-luck nail-sticker. I left it on until I got my new place because the daughter of the landlord admired it. and it WORKED! thanks, ladies! I owe you some sides o' fries!
-some goddamn snails.

thanks for everyone's support and kind words. I love you guys!